“Just finished watching the selektion show and realized games already started.” That was an aktual quote from next year’s blog. Yes, CBS thought their ekstended selektion show special snooze fest was so sucksessful that they are planning a week-long reveal for 2017. One region per day, with a new matchup koming out every hour. Get […]
Read MoreStupid in School
Selektion Sunday is usually one of my most favorite (and anticipated) days of the year. Not this year. This year, I’m feeling more like Brian Regan from his “Stupid in School” bit. More specifikally, I’m feeling like Brian Regan felt on science fair day. Your head would pop off the pillow, “Oh no, that’s due […]
Read MoreI hate Christian Laettner
So this is March Madness I hope you have fun Another year over Before the Final Four has begun — And so this is March Madness. Pops tried to warn me. Gave me the talk and all that but nothing can prepare you for your first time. My relationship with this tournament started hot and […]
Read MoreHave You Seen This Child?
There has been an eerie silence from the Left Coast and some of us suspect foul play in regard to the poor kids whereabouts and condition. Why haven’t we read anything in the papers? I smell a kover up. More importantly he has been totally failing in keeping any flow of komments as promised. I […]
Read MoreEric Holder Looking Into Kentucky Shooting of Un-Armed Mountaineers!
“This Is The Business We Have Chosen.” It is a dirty business and watching Kentucky perform an extended execution of loveable, genius, buffoon, Bobby Huggins and his “scrappy” victims from West Virginia was more than I could stand. I went to bed. Maybe if I was intoxicated in a bar it would have been […]
Read MoreDeadbeats… We know who you are!
Greg Gates will be removed from leaderboard by the klose of business if we do not get our money! There is an ugly side to this KUBE business. A seamy, muddy. festering side and that is of course money. Deadbeats have a long tradition in the KUBE. Blue Horseshoe once had to be hunted down […]
Read MoreThe Kukla Kid Seems Sketchy/The Kase For Mandatory Drug Testing
I wonder what animal David Kukla picked for my beloved Valparaiso Krusaders? The world wants to know! The Krusaders fought the good fight but in Klassik NCAA style…upset Thursday did not result in upset Friday and generally the seeds held. It was nice that Valpo kept it klose. I was a fan of the […]
Read MoreDavid’s first words
I woke up Friday morning to see that I am crushing my dad in the KUBE standings. Hey pops, are you smarter than a 6-month old? Apparently not. Dad thought he had this genius plan to rig my picks this year. Basically, he stole all my toys and seeded them into a blank bracket based […]
Read More“You can’t handle the truth!”
Soooo…. I made a day of it an sat at Hot Shots Webster (arguably really Shrewsbury or Marlborough) for 4 hours yesterday afternoon eating chicken wings and drinking vodka. In the Becker family we refer to that as “Thursday”. But it was not just ANY Thursday, it was the first round of the KUBE which […]
Read MoreAn Entreaty From Our Great and Wise Leader!
Sooooo KUBE 2015! “Spring and what’s left Of the hippies return. From old rooming houses in Mexico.” -Greg Browne It is time again when all of our hearts and eyes turn to TRU TV. We don’t know why the games are on TRU TV. We have not tuned into TRU TV since last March but […]
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