Selektion Sunday is usually one of my most favorite (and anticipated) days of the year.
Not this year.
Finally got to see my favorite comedian perform live a few weeks ago… and also met him! Just wish I wasn’t so star struck and remembered to tell him “take luck” before the show.
This year, I’m feeling more like Brian Regan from his “Stupid in School” bit. More specifikally, I’m feeling like Brian Regan felt on science fair day.
Your head would pop off the pillow, “Oh no, that’s due today. I had nine months to work on it and I did nothing.”
Yep, I had five months to watch kollege basketball and I did nothing. Okay, so not “nothing” but pretty klose to it. Let’s just say I kan’t remember a season during which I watched less kollege basketball and it’s not even klose. I blame this guy.
That’s one guilty ‘stache if I’ve ever seen one.
Now my science project is due and all I have is the equivalent of Brian Regan’s cup of dirt.
I didn’t know what to do for my project so I brought in a paper cup and filled it with dirt, just hoping she knew I was an idiot and walk right on past me. ‘What do you have there, Brian?’ It’s a cup of dirt. Just put an F on there and let me go home.
Luckily for me, my cup of dirt isn’t due quite yet after all, so here’s to kramming five months of kollege basketball into the next three days!