Sooooo KUBE 2015!
“Spring and what’s left
Of the hippies return.
From old rooming houses in Mexico.”
-Greg Browne
It is time again when all of our hearts and eyes turn to TRU TV. We don’t know why the games are on TRU TV. We have not tuned into TRU TV since last March but here we are again with our old friend and hopefully with a large screen TV in a bar and it is Thursday and it is 11:15 Central Standard Time and all of a sudden the hated Fightin Irish, fresh off of a St. Patrick’s Day bender will be tipping off against the… well I don’t know what they are… the “Noreasters” of Northeastern University. Is it even a University? Anyway…. The madness begins and as it has been for most of your life…. The KUBE is here with you. Because we are your friends, we are not like the others. As long as you don’t try and make eye contact with us during games or evidence any threatening or rapid arm movements there is a reasonably good chance that we will not smash a pint glass over the bridge of your nose…or knose as we Kubists like to say.
It is Wednesday! It is a good day. I have put in two brakkets and have paid for one more. The KUBE was at 150 as of this morning. My son… our beloved and imperial leader and GOD emperor for life tells me not to worry and who am I to argue with him. People who argue with Kim Jon Un….tend to be disappeared. But we are not hear to talk about the past. No Valpo reminiscences this year. This year is obviously about one thing and that is doing everything humanly possibly to keep Centucky and their team of mercenary thugs from running the table. To quote the bard… the spokesperson for our age…
“Haters gotta hate, hate, hate.”-Taylor Swift (or T Swift as my kids say).
Dylan and or Shakespear kould not have stated it better. We call the Centucky not just because they infringed on KUBE ownership of the letter K but because with Kaliperri it is all about dollars and cents. The bastardization and lie of college basketball has been laid bare by his Mc Donald All Americans. His under achievers stay for two years before moving on to their multi million dollar pro careers. We are naturally looking for pictures of you, your dogs and your pets enjoying the NCAA Tournament and March Madness. Forward them to our Benevolent Leader, the Shining Star of Paektu Mountain, the Symbol of the Fatherland’s Unification, the Invincible and Triumphant General (for more of my son’s titles please view: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Kim_Jong-il’s_titles
Bottom line is you all need to get humping. We need new blood in the KUBE. Expand or die is how I see it. There is no rest for the wikked! Let’s make this thing HAPPEN!